Anonymous said: I volunteer, I volunteer as your bottom

dlubes:

saucybutts:

dlubes and I have an interview process set up. Our applications are due soon. Please include your height, weight, body build type, a head shot, a shot of you giving head, and a shot of your ass. And we’ll get back to you shortly thank you so much buh bye

JESUS CHRIST

pepsifur:

I don’t remember this security camera in Freddy’s.

pepsifur:

I don’t remember this security camera in Freddy’s.

lurkthejerk:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

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a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

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iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

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